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Cops

This television drinking game is unlike many of the others because it requires some setup, and it also pits players against one another. There are many cards, with different drinking levels, that are handed out to each player at the beginning of each 1/2 hour segment.  You can either use the list found below, or make up your own cards before each episode.

Determine a pre-set number of cards per-player before the show.  A minimum of 7 cards, and a maximum of 15 cards should be fine, depending on the evening you plan on having.  Cards are shuffled and dealt out to each player.  Extra cards should be kept facedown in a separate pile.  Dealt cards are read aloud so that everyone has an idea of what everyone else has.

If, during the show, a player witnesses something that is described on one of his cards he must drink as much as the card tells him to.  If the player ignores, or forgets that he is the owner of that card and another player catches him, that player must then drink.  Advanced players may wish to double the drink amount for 'missed cards'.

Watching a first-run cops is always preferred, however repeats and VHS copies of the show are acceptable.

Shouting, pointing, and rude comments are encouraged.

Leaving the room during any cops segment is unacceptable and can be punishable in several ways.   The offender may be ordered to fetch more beer, fetch snacks, chug a full beer, or even get naked.  The punishment is majority rule.

Any rules or cards that are unclear will be clarified by majority rule.

1 sip usually equals about 1 oz of beer, or 1/4 ounce of hard alcohol.  Each player is on their own honor here, so you should only play with people who won't cheat and take 300 sips from one 12oz cup.

Here are 50 of my favorite cards.  Feel free to use them as they are or modify them to make your game more fun for you.  If you come up with any really good ones, please email them to me!  Matrix@avalon.net

SPECIAL: When someone in the room burps or farts give them 1 of your cards, your choice.

SPECIAL: When someone in the room says 'drink' you must both take a sip.

Take 1 sip when the perpetrator tries to claim innocence.
Take 1 sip when you hear Ebonics.
Take 1 sip when you hear them beep out a curse word.
Take 1 sip when you see a blurred face.
Take 1 sip when you see a car chase.
Take 1 sip when you see a commercial.
Take 1 sip when you see a fight.
Take 1 sip when you see a flashlight (on or off).
Take 1 sip when you see a foot chase.
Take 1 sip when you see a tattoo.
Take 1 sip when you see a traffic sign or traffic light.
Take 1 sip when you see a wad of money.
Take 1 sip when you see a white person.
Take 1 sip when you see ANY sports logo.
Take 1 sip when you see flashing cop lights.
Take 1 sip when you see someone smoking.
Take 1 sip when you see the flashing lights on a cop car.

Take 2 sips when the cop tries to philosophize about anything.
Take 2 sips when they show the officers name.
Take 2 sips when you hear country or rap music.
Take 2 sips when you hear the 'Bad Boys' song.
Take 2 sips when you see a 24-hour convenience store.
Take 2 sips when you see a commercial for 'America's Most Wanted'.
Take 2 sips when you see a domestic dispute.
Take 2 sips when you see a hooker.
Take 2 sips when you see a Latino person.
Take 2 sips when you see a mobile home.
Take 2 sips when you see a pager or cell phone.
Take 2 sips when you see a pregnant woman.
Take 2 sips when you see a shirtless fat man.
Take 2 sips when you see a woman with a baby on her hip.
Take 2 sips when you see blood.
Take 2 sips when you see blurred out body parts (because of nudity).
Take 2 sips when you see drugs.
Take 2 sips when you see or hear a helicopter.
Take 2 sips when you see someone who is mentally disturbed.
Take 2 sips when you see someone's boxer shorts.
Take 2 sips when you see the 'COPS' logo.
Take 2 sips when you see a black person.

Take 3 sips when someone cries.
Take 3 sips when the cop tries to be funny, and fails.
Take 3 sips when you hear a barking dog.
Take 3 sips when you hear someone say 'God' or 'Jesus'.
Take 3 sips when you see a transvestite.

Chug when you see beer or alcohol.
Chug when you hear '132 & Bush'.
Chug when you see a segment shot in your hometown.
Chug when you see someone you know.

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