A hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a Nun in the front seat. The
Hippie was stoned out of his mind and horny, so he looks over and asks the Nun if she
would have sex with him.
The Nun was surprised by the question but politely declines and
quickly gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts on it's way the bus driver says to
the hippie, "if you want I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know so the bus driver tells him that every
Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord.
"If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," said the bus driver
guy "you could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."
Well the Hippie decides to try this out so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and
waits for the nun. And right on schedule the nun shows up.
When she's in the middle of praying the hippie walks out from hiding, dressed in robes
and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will
answer them but you must have sex with me first."
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity.
The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about to go to work on the nun.
After the Hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the
The nun replied by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus