There was a young farmer who had just purchased a prize cock rooster.
This rooster had a mind of his own and he needed to fuck any thing in sight.
This was just what the farmer wanted as he breeds prize chickens.
He gets his prize rooster home on the farm and lets him go in the hen
house and the young rooster couldn't believe his eyes and he was in!
He went all day and then some then he got tired of the hens and tried the
cat, dog, hell even some of the farmer's livestock.
The farmer had a word to say to this young cock, "Look mate if you
don't stop this fetish you have going you are gonna die and then who will service the
The Rooster looks at the farmer and says "I need it bad and I can
The farmed shrugged his shoulders and walks off saying, "Well i told you to
One morning the farmer sitting at the breakfast table spots a couple of
buzzards circling in the distance "Bugger something's dead out there" he gets on
his horse and rides out to see what it is.
He gets there to find the rooster lying legs cocked in the air dead!
The farmer scratches his head and says "I bloody told you so too much
The rooster looks the farmer in the eye and says "Shhhhhhhhh... they
are getting closer!"