Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began choking on a
hamburger. As she gasped and gagged, one Texan turned to the other and said, "that
little gal is havin a bad time. I'm a gonna go over there and help her."
over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big Texan hands, and asked,
"Kin ya swaller?" Gasping, she shook her head no. He asked, "Kin ya
breathe?" Still gasping, she again shook her head no.
With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties, and licked her on the butt.
The young lady was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and began to
breathe on her own.
The Texan sat back down with his friend and said, "Ya know, it's sure amazin' how
that hind-lick maneuver always works."