|Yo' mama's so ugly, they put her in the monkey's cage to make them stop
whacking off. Logan
|Yo' mama's so fat, that when she went on a diet, KFC went out of business.
|She fills the bathtub, then she turns the water on. Jason
|Yo momma so poor when I walked into her house and lit a match the|
roaches started singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet praise the
lord cuz we've got heat." Jenie
|Yo' mama's so poor, when I stepped into her house, two mice tripped me and
a rat stole my wallet. firstname.lastname@example.org|
|Yo' Mama so ugly, even Rice Krispies wont even talk to her!|
Yo' mama so old, she Produces the world's most powdered milk!
Calvin Foxworth &
|Yo mama's so fat, she tripped over Kmart, stumbled over Wal-Mart, and fell
on Target. Bryan.|
|Yo mama's so fat, she rolled over and it was her birthday. Sabrina
|Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to bury a gopher. Corey
|Yo mama's so hairy, when she spreads her legs, she says "let's go to
Bush Gardens." Matt
|Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the
|Yo Mama's so nasty, she put on Secret and it told on her!|
Yo' Mamma so stupid she bought an answering machine and
sterted askin' it questions!
Yo mama got a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo mama is so:
skinny, she can hang-glide from a Doritos.
old, she reads the bible and reminisces.
old, her crabs have got walkers.
nasty, her crabs ride around in a dune buggy.
big, she jumps up and gets stuck.
tall, she fell and hit her head on the moon.
hairy, she looks like a chia pet with a sweater on.
hairy, she stunt doubled for Chewbacca.
dumb, she went to jr. high on the G.I. Bill. (Rick Potter)
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and peed in her pants. IZZY51287@aol.com
Yo momma's booty so big dat everyone get's some, whether they like it or
Yo momma so stupid dat she didn't know whether to scratch her watch or
twist her butt!!! Pack
Yo mamma's so ugly that even I can't look. email@example.com
Yo mama is so nasty when she took off her pants it sounded like
Yo mama's so fat, I ran out of gas trying to over take the bitch.
Yo mama's so fat, she has her own gravity well.
Yo mama's so ugly, she got "made in hell" printed across her
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up into the air and got stuck.
Yo mama's so dumb, she got hit by a parked car. bswatton@SouthDowns.ac.uk
Your mama's so black she sweats Yoo-hoo.
Your mama's so black, I looked at her and thought I was asleep.
Your mama's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.
Your mama's like a shotgun; give her a cock and she's ready to blow.
Your mama's so fat she sweats Crisco.
Your mama's so fat she uses bacon for Band-aids.
Your mama's so fat, whenever she farts, we enter nuclear winter.
Your mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.
Your mama's so fat she plays pool with the planets.
If ugliness were an album, your mama's face would go platinum.
Your mama's nickname is Computer - she's everyone's laptop.
Your mama's like a racecar - she burns four rubbers a night.
Your mama's teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down every time she
Your mama's so stupid I told her we needed gas and she farted in the
Yo' mama so fat she used Jupiter as a marble. MeGeJr@aol.com
"Yo Mama's so poor, she needs a discount card for the 99 cent
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a bathing suit it looks like she's
smuggling grapes. firstname.lastname@example.org
Yo momma's so ugly when God was handing out "looks" she
thought he said "books" and asked for a horror! email@example.com
Yo mama's so fat she sat in the middle of a football field and got a
touch down for both teams.
Yo mama's so fat when she joined weight watchers they found it easy to
watch her weight cuz it was everywhere. (From misty
Your momma is so stupid, I said FUCK YOU and she fucked herself! (From Angel42715@aol.com )
Yo mama's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. (From Andrea Hopkins )
Your mama's so horny, that she butt-fucked her poodle with a
Your mama's so fat -n- heavy, when she sits on the ground, it leaves an
imprint the size of the Grand Canyon.
Your mama's so dark, after she gave me head, my dick turned black. (From
Yo mamma's so fat when I had sex with her I burnt my ass on the light
bulb (From Nathan Recchione)
Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter. (From Benjamin J. Peterson)
Yo mama's like a bowling bowl she gets fingered 3 times and then she's
thrown down the alley.
Yo mama's like a railway track she gets laid all round the country.
Yo mama's like a box of smarties lots of fun for everyone.
Yo mama so fat she uses telephone poles as vibrators.
Yo mama so fat she uses a getoblaster for a beeper.
Yo mama's so dirty her gums bleed every 28 days.
Yo mama so fat she has two of her own dairies. (From Ahmed Bokhari)
Yo mama's so nasty, she drinks her own breast milk. (From firstname.lastname@example.org)
Yo mama's so fat she has more rolls than a bakery. (From Maureen Franzel).
Yo mama's so stupid, she only got one thing on her mind, and ahe can't
remember it (From SOURIS247@aol.com)
Yo mama's so fat, the sun orbits your mamma! (From buildersmate)
Yo mama's like the Pillsbury doughboy, everybody gets a poke. (From Justin)
Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the drycleaners and hands in her
underwear they say no parachutes accepted. (From Suliman
Yo mommas sooo fat that her clothes only come in three
sizes,''Huge'',''Jumbo'' and, ''O MY GOD ITS COMING TOWARDS US''.
Yo mommas soo big that her belly button has an echo.
Yo mommas soo big that she uses the I-95 for a slip and slide.
Yo mommas so fat that if she weighed five more pounds she could get
Yo mommas soo fat that she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mommas so fat the she plays hop-scotch like
Yo mommas so fat that when she steps on the scales it says "To Be
Yo Mommas so fat that when she stepped on the scales it saysn "No
Yo Mommas so fat that when her beeper goes off people think that she is
Yo Mommas so fat that the national weather service has to name her
Yo mama's so ugly that they filmed "Guerillas in the Mist" in
her shower! (From Stephen O'Halloran)
Your mama's so fat scientists wanna use her to block the whole in the
Yo mamma is so poor that she put French fries on layaway!
Yo mamma is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!!
Yo mamma is so ugly that roches say "Hi Mom!" (From email@example.com)
Yo mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo mama's so fat she is the Titanic! (From Houston)
Yo mama's so fat, that when they took a picture of her feet she
couldn't identify them. (From Matthew Wunderink)
Yo mama's so fat....after having sex, I rolled over twice and I was still
on her. (From Wild Kingdom)