There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.
When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are
big!"
The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon
arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He
exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is
big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the
bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The
blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally missed the second door. Instead, he
entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by
accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush,don't
flush!"
