Little Red Riding Hood was getting ready to go and visit her
grandmother in the forest and her mother said: "You'd better not go out tonight
Little Red Riding Hood because the big bad wolf's out and you know what he'll do; He'll
lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and screw your little red
socks off."But Little Red Riding Hood pulled out a shotgun and said: "Don't
worry Mum, I've got it covered."
So she was walking through the forest when she came across the three little pigs.
One of them ran out of the brick house and said "You shouldn't be out tonight
Little Red Riding Hood! The big bad wolf's out and you know what he'll do if he catches
you. He'll lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and screw your
little red socks off."
So she pulled out the shotgun and said "Don't worry boys. Got it covered!"
As she continued through the forest she came across the big bad wolf and he said:
"You shouldn't have come out tonight Little Red Riding Hood because you know what I'm
going to do. I'm going to lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties
and screw your little red socks off."
So she lifted up her little red dress, pulled down her little red panties, lay down on
her back with her legs apart, pointed the shotgun at him and said, "NO I don't think
so!! You're going to eat me like the book says."
