TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
SUBJECT: SICK LEAVE POLICYSICKNESS:
No excuses. We will no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof. We believe that if
you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
AN OPERATION:
We are no longer allowing this practice. We wish to discourage any thoughts that you may
need an operation. We believe that as long as you are an employee here, you will need all
of whatever you have and should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you
are, and to have anything removed would certainly make you less than we bargained for.
DEATH:
Other than your own: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can
do for them, and we are sure that someone else can attend to the arrangements. However, if
the funeral can be held in the late afternoon, we will be glad to allow you to work
through your lunch hour and subsequently let you leave 1 hour early, provided you share of
the work is ahead enough to keep the job going in you absence.
Your own: This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two
weeks notice as we feel it is your duty to train your replacement.
BATHROOM BREAKS:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow the
practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, those whose names begin with 'A'
will go from 8:00 to 8:15, and so on. If you're unable to go at your time, it will be
necessary to wait until the next day when your time comes again.
We appreciate your cooperation,
THE MANAGEMENT
