One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This
forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance
today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to
stop. The frog said "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant
you both three wishes.. Bear, you go first."The bear thought for a minute, and
being the male he was, said "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to
be female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on.
The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.
It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the
next forest were female as well."
Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine.
The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he
could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle.
For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I wish that all the
bears in the world, besides me, were female."
The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said "I wish that the bear was
gay..."
