One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his super hero friends
for ideas on where he could get a bit of action. "Hey Batman! Who's good in the
"Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonderwoman is the best sex in
comicland. Why don't you try her?", replied Batman.
"I'd love to, but Wonderwoman and I are friends. So I don't really want to take
advantage of her."
"Damn shame," said Batman as he waved goodbye to Superman and drove off.
Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he saw the Green Lantern
patching up a building. He flew down. "Hey Hal, I'm looking for a little action.
You're a swinging bachelor, who's the best babe in comicland?"
"Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonderwoman is far and away the best lay in
comicland, why don't you try her?"
"Well, we're sort of friends," Superman said, "but I didn't realize she
had gotten around so much" and he flew off in frustration.
Twenty minutes later he was flying over a field when he saw Wonderwoman lying naked, in
the middle of the field, with her legs apart and up in the air. Superman was tempted.
"Damn it!" he thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I
can be in and out of there before she even knows I'm here."
So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone.
Wonderwoman stared up into the sky with a dazed expression. "What the hell was
that??" she exclaimed.
"I don't know," said the Invisible Man as he rolled off, "but my ass is